A Mission to revitalise MCA - Malaysiakini

UMNO's Best Friend

UMNO wants someone who will do anything to please them, get MCA.

UMNO wants someone who will do their biddings, get MCA.

UMNO wants someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's so glad to see the master, get MCA.

UMNO wants someone who eats whatever they put in front of him and never says his mother made it better, get MCA.

UMNO wants someone who's always eager to go out any time they ask and anywhere they want to go, get MCA.

UMNO wants someone who'll be content just to snuggle up to keep them warm in bed, and who they can kick out of bed if he slobbers and snores, get MCA.

UMNO wants someone who never criticizes anything they do, doesn't care how good or bad they look, acts as though every word they say is worth hearing, never complains, and loves them unconditionally all the time, get MCA.

On the other hand, MCA's Best Friend

UMNO never comes when they call him, totally ignores them when he walks in the room, messes up the place, walks all over them and expects a gratitude for friending them.

So, it's time to rethink. It's a mission to revitalise MCA.

And to quote, Q & A between Eileen Ng and Ong Tee Keat,

Q: You are well-known for disdaining the cai tan (menu) culture, while outgoing president Datuk Seri Ong Ka Ting had tried to stamp it out. Yet, the cai tan culture is still alive in the party.

A: I hate it. The cai tan culture is an insult to the delegates' intelligence. Normally, it is just a list of endorsed numbers representing certain candidates without any information on the candidates' background, vision or experience. It is like asking delegates to vote blindly. 

However, I have no problems with initiatives aimed at either introducing or recommending candidates, but it must come with basic information so that delegates know who they are voting for.

And ah! What did the joke about God creating the dog sez?

On the first day of creation, God created the dog.

On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the Earth to serve as potential food for the dog.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labour for the good of the dog.

On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.

Moral of the story? Dogs will always be dogs!